This Sunday, let’s go to church.
Hahahaha… hell no, I’m not serious! Don’t you know that every time I walk into a church, my hair catches fire? 🔥
The trail is my church, hiking is my religion, and you, my dear MH’ers, are my followers 😇
Jeez, that sounds kinda cultish, doesn’t it? Well, if we are a cult – 👹 , it’s the best kind: One with a charismatic leader, a variety of kinky members, lots of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll, and… oh shit, wait a minute… that’s my other group 😬
Ahem… well, uhhh, umm… a girl’s gotta have some fun!
*psst: if you wanna join, hmu 😉
Let’s go hiking!
This one’s sure to please, too. Not like the sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll one, but close 😁 We’ll do a six mile, round trip, counter clockwise, bitchen hike. The elevation gain is nominal, maybe 400 ft. and the views are breathtaking 😍
This hike is suitable for everyone, including your doggos – the cooler weather is ideal for our fur-covered friends 🐶
BUMMER: There’s a fee to park; $5 cojones. If you carpool you can share the cost.
🟥 DIRECTIONS: The trail is located off West Los Angeles Ave., east of Moorpark College. From the 118 fwy, heading in either direction, exit Collins drive and head east (away from the college). Continue on Arroyo Dr./E. Los Angeles Ave for approx. 1 mile. Turn left into the Oak Park County Park – 901 Quimisa Drive.
Once you enter the park, the first road on the right leads to the trailhead parking lot.
🟥 We leave on time.
Are you in?!
Can’t wait!! 💋 💋 💋
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